Craziest Dream of All Time

I normally never remember my dreams. In fact, sometimes I think I don’t dream at all. However, a few weeks ago I had the craziest dream of my life. I don’t know if I ate some weird chili before going to bed or if someone slipped me drugs that night but when I woke up the next morning the only thing I could say was “WHAT THE HELL?” That was really the only thing I could say. Never in a million years could someone write the dream that I had. After telling this to some of my friends they told me that I should add it to my blog. So hear it is.

Craziest Dream of All Time

The dream started out in an office. Apparently I was some kind of Engineer and there were blueprints everywhere, on the desk, on the floors, on the walls, even the ceiling. I was sitting at a desk with a hard hat on it looking at blue prints and drinking coffee when someone ran in the door screaming at me.

Other Person: “What have you done??!! How could you be so dumb?”

Me: “What in the world are you talking about?”

Other Person: “The new rollercoaster you designed! You made the height limit 48 inches! We are in OZ! The majority of the population are munchkins! None of them are tall enough to ride the roller coaster! They’ve seen all of the advertisements for weeks now and about 300 have been waiting in line to ride it all day and none of them are tall enough to do so! They are major PISSED!”

Me: “What? No one told me what height to make the seats. Aren’t their other people here that can ride it?”

Other Person: “Nope. I’d get out of here if I was you. There is a mob of munchkins on there way over here and they want your ass friend!”

Sure enough when I looked out the window in my dream I saw a mob of munchkins with pitchforks and torches making their way towards me. They were all dressed just like in the movie. There was no Dorothy, no Scarecrow, no Tin Man, no Witch, not even the Wizard just a bunch of three foot tall humans royally pissed off.

It was at this point in the dream that I started running, running hard as hell, and down the yellow brick road of course. There was no lolliop guild welcoming me to munchkin land, all of the sudden the munchkins had muskets and were firing at me as I ran. Why the didn’t have other guns I don’t know they just had muskets.

Finally I woke up in a sweat and after a few minutes said “WHAT THE HELL?”. It was by far the weirdest dream of all time. If there are any dream-interpreters out there that can tell me what this means please do so. I can never watch the Wizard of Oz again.